Genetically Dominant Haikuity

 An Interesting Facebook exchange.

Carina started it by posting this status:

Carina---My Victory Haiku

Dumpster to the road
Lid pushed down; I'm just in time
Here comes the trash truck.

Whereupon her Aunt Rebecca commented

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  • Rebecca  You are 200% your mother's child, even in spite of the fact that is impossible!
    

    
    

    
    
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    Carina:  I felt the occasion had to be commemorated. Now that I think about it, my mother is probably the source of that particular DNA code.
    

    
    
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    Lilibeth:   Why would you think that? It could have come from your dad.
    Ha Ha just kidding. ( I don't know how to space it like a haiku)
    

    
    
  • Elijah:   
    

    Formatting Haikus?
    Try Using Shift + Enter
    Just like this mom, see?
    

    Whereupon I deleted my previous comment and put it in proper formatting like this:

                

                   Why would you think that? 

                    It could have come from your dad.
                    Ha Ha just kidding. 
    

    And Elijah protested
    

    
    
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    Elijah:      You fixed it, now people won't understand my Haiku :(
    
    

    Lilibeth:
    

    If I had known that

      you were writing the Haiku,
     I wouldn't have fixed it.

    
    

    Lilibeth
    Well, I should have known
  • Haikuescent phenotypes
    Are hard to suppress
    
    
    

           Elijah:‎.
    
    Comment formatting
    deletes initial spaces!?
                   Very uncool facebook.
    

    
    

    
    
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    Carina wrapped it all up with:
    

     In the words of Sam
    The big, blue muppet eagle,
    "[We] are all weirdos."