
Here are two limericks for Mad Kane's Humor Blog.
The topic was Food and Drink.
# 1
I ate your ice cream bars, he gloated
Creamy, and rich—chocolate coated!
Now you’re feeling trim,
But how about him?
Well he’s feeling lethargic and bloated.
#2
My stomach keeps calling for more
and no matter how much I deplore
the sugar sweet snacks,
I have to face facts:
Those rascals are winning the war!
These are great!!!
ReplyDeleteI really like these! You used both meanings of "just desserts" very cleverly.
ReplyDeletefun limericks!
ReplyDeleteGreat limericks.
ReplyDeleteI particularly like the first one on stolen ice creams
Life is a beach at my place:
http://bevies-place.livejournal.com/#bevies_place30615
Bev
Haha! Those are fantastic!
ReplyDeleteCute. I could almost taste that yummy ice cream.
ReplyDelete